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Post by psychothemantis on Jul 30, 2017 0:50:08 GMT
Season 1 Episode 1: Sorrow of Times Forgotten
By Psycho The Mantis
ACT I
Narrator: In a not too distant future, lies ruins of a familiar lab. ...Er, wait is that Dr. Light's lab? What happened?! WHAT? [flips through the script] B-but it's not 21XX! How long was I on vacation?! I thought it was 4 years!!
[A piece of rubble rolls off as the pile under it shakes]
Narrator: *gasp* What's this? A survivor? Can it be...?
[A hand sprouts of it and the Narrator screams as he gets pulled in by it, disappearing into the rubble]
Narrator: [in the rubble] HELP ME THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME OFAJSGK;SJHLKSAGFLSHDGL;SFAGDKNDG;FKSDGASF AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hornet: [pops out of the ground with him] What the fuck, stop fucking screaming!! What the FUCK were you doing?!
Narrator: Uh I-
Hornet: YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO PULL ME OUT OF IT. NOT DRAG YOURSELF INTO THE PIT WITH ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF ZOMBIE PULLING YOU IN.
Narrator: Sorry, I just wanted a dramatic scene.
Hornet: I WAS LOSING AIR, ASSHOLE. DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR NEED FOR DRAMATIC NARRATION OVER MY LIFE EVER AGAIN.
Narrator: Wait, but aren't you a robot? How can you breath-
Hornet: WE'RE CYBORGS.
Narrator: Oh. Well back to my narrating post! [whooosh]
Hornet: ...
Magma: [blasts out of a pile of rubble and climbs out] Hoyyyyy, that was a killer party. What even happened and where are the others?
Hornet: Beats me!!! I can't even remember, my head fuckin hurts. As does my body. Holy shit. EVERYTHING HURTS. FUCK. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Magma: Same
Galaxy: [flying into the scene in UFO mode] WHAT THE HELL?! I told you all to not mess with the generator!!! Now everything is gone!!
Magma: What generator?
Galaxy: The galactic portal one!
Hornet: I STILL DON'T REMEMBER. FUCK.
Galaxy: Chill!!!
Magma: You're the one that jumped right to the conclusion we blew up Dr. Light's lab!!
Galaxy: Ok. Fair Point.
Hornet: YEAH! COULD'VE BEEN YOUR DUMBASS THAT DID IT FOR WHAT WE ALL KNOW!
...
Galaxy: Hey! Do you sense that?
Hornet: No.
Magma: Ya.
Hornet: You do??
Magma: Yeah! The atmosphere suddenly feels so boring, lazy and completely aloof all of a sudden...
Galaxy: It must be our leader. Save him!
Magma: Okay, we just gotta find the source of the boredom we're suddenly feeling.
Hornet: That doesn't make sense!
Magma: Of course it does! Concrete emits boredom through his face, so the more you feel the aloofness, the closer he is.
Hornet: Since when can he even do t-
Magma: Let's find him!
Galaxy: Yeah. [flies around the remains of the lab on near ground level]
Hornet: Well, whatever. I'm not moving from this spot. Hmph... [crosses arms]
Magma: [on one side] I'm not even sensing it much here...
Galaxy: [on the other side] Me neither.
Hornet: [staying on the same exact spot] Me three.
Magma: That's because ya sitting there like a dolt. Move already and help!
Hornet: No.
Galaxy: [on the center] Close... But still not there.
Magma: [at around the entrance's remains] Nothing here either.
Hornet: [still on the same exact spot] Meh. Still nothing.
Galaxy: Dude, come on.
Hornet: I'm too lazy to really care and my headache is getting worse. I don't even feel like screaming or swearing anymore.
Magma: ...
Galaxy: Huh?
Hornet: I'm gonna take a na-
Magma: [shoves Hornet to the side and blasts a hole where he was sitting]
Hornet: What the heck????
Magma: [pulls Concrete Man right out of the spot] Found him!
Concrete: (aloof.png) [stops emitting the boredom signal]
Galaxy: Good.
Hornet: Tell me to move next time asshole!
Magma: You wouldn't have moved even if I told you.
Hornet: Piss off. My gigantic headache is finally clearing and you're still a pain!
Galaxy: Man, you must've been stuck with Concrete for hours.
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Magma: Right. We still need to find the others!
Galaxy: So that's 4 of us, so 3 more to go.
Magma: Wait, I thought there were nine of us!
Galaxy: Jewel Woman told us she went on a mission, remember? And Tornado just went AWOL for days.
Hornet: We just told you we can't remember shit!
Galaxy: Screw you. I still have my memory tact because I went shopping before you blew up the place!
Hornet: WE DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Galaxy: How would you know? You've lost your memory!
Hornet: I DON'T HAVE AMNESIA. I JUST DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PARTY.
Galaxy: #SelectiveAmnesia ┐(￣∀￣)┌
Hornet: OH YEAH WELL FUCK YOU! ALL YOU EVER DID WAS JERK OFF IN THE STORE OR SOMETHIN'
Galaxy: ...What? (￣□￣」)
Hornet: YEAH, GOTCHA THERE DIDN'T I?
Magma: Uh...
Hornet: Yea?
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Hornet: Fuck off.
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Hornet: You're giving me a headache again!!
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Hornet: Leave me alone!!!
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Hornet: FUCKING STOP
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Hornet: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Concrete: (aloof.png)
Hornet:
Concrete: (aloof.png)
To be continued
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Post by Cranchios Adventures on Jul 30, 2017 0:58:42 GMT
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Post by Rose the Reaper on Jul 30, 2017 0:59:21 GMT
(aloof.png)
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Post by SilverDime on Jul 30, 2017 1:30:30 GMT
#SelectiveAmnesia2017
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Post by scorpiothk on Jul 31, 2017 0:18:35 GMT
huh
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Post by psychothemantis on Jul 31, 2017 10:36:57 GMT
for no reason the beginning of the ep got half of its parts erased. the important details are finally back lol
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Post by psychothemantis on Jul 31, 2017 10:42:18 GMT
ok for now on we use the code tag because apparently this forum treats bracketed paragaphs as forum coding for some dumb reason
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